It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.
Author: Albert Einstein

Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me?
Author: Jeff Melvoin

If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive.
Author: Dorothee Solle

She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.
Author: John Mason Brown

She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.
Author: Henry James

My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
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Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.
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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
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My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
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