If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.
Author: John Calhoun

Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
Author: John Dryden

How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes