Saul and Jonathan were lovely and pleasant in their lives, and in their death they were not divided.
Author: Bible

Say not, when I have leisure I will study; you may not have leisure.
Author: The Mishnah

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Author: Ashley Montague

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. "I'll never do that again," he complained to his Dad. "Did she frighten off the fish?" enquired Dad. "No," replied Tim. "She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots."
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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!
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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
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Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes