Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Author: Matt Groening

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes