Best quotes to send by SMS
Josh Billings Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Author: Josh Billings

Gladys Bronwyn Stern Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Author: Gladys Bronwyn Stern

Blaise Pascal Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
Author: Blaise Pascal

P. J. O Rourke Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Euripides Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
Author: Euripides

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
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Frog jokes What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
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Frog jokes What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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Frog jokes Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
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Frog jokes Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
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