In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Author: Virgil

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"
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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !
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What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
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