Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes