Best quotes to send by SMS
Erich Fromm Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm

Edgar Allan Poe Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

William Shakespeare See first that the design is wise and just: that ascertained, pursue it resolutely; do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
Author: William Shakespeare

Henry Ford I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Author: Henry Ford

Woody Allen It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Author: Woody Allen

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
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Fishing jokes What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
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Fishing jokes Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
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Fishing jokes Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
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Fishing jokes What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish
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