Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Author: Dick Gregory

Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Author: Matt Groening

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What a terrible weather today, honey." he said to her. "Yes. And my idiot went fishing!"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!". The other replied, "No, it's not!". The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes