I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes