Best quotes to send by SMS
Golda Meir I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir

Sir William Osler Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

Leo Rosten If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

Real Live Preacher See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Benjamin Franklin How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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Fishing jokes Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
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Fishing jokes What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!
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Fishing jokes What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
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Fishing jokes How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
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