
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Author: John Russell
Say little, and love much; give all; judge no man; aspire to all that is pure and good.
Author: White Eagle
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Praising what is lost
Makes the remembrance dear.
Author: William Shakespeare
Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:
Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson's teacher: No, but
I've been fishing in shorts.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What's the difference between an angler and a
dunce?
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
George went fishing, but at the end of the day
he had not caught one fish.
On the way back to camp, he stopped
at a fish store.
'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the
owner. 'But instead of
putting them in a bag, throw them to
me.'
'Why should I do that?' the owner asked.
'So I can tell everyone
that I caught three fish!'
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger
approaches and asks: "Any luck?"
"Any luck? This is a wonderful
spot. I took 10 out of this stream
yesterday," he
boasts.
"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the
stranger.
"Nope."
"Well, meet the new game warden."
"Oh," gulped
the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"
"Nope."
"Meet
the biggest liar in the state!"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes