Best quotes to send by SMS
Terry Pratchett Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Oliver Wendell Holmes Man is born a predestined idealist, for he is born to act. To act is to affirm the worth of an end, and to persist in affirming the worth of an end is to make and ideal.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Virgil In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Author: Virgil

Golda Meir I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir

Sir William Osler Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
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Fishing jokes I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.
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Fishing jokes How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
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Fishing jokes Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby
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Fishing jokes Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !
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