Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Author: Matt Groening

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!". The other replied, "No, it's not!". The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes