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John Russell Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Author: John Russell

White Eagle Say little, and love much; give all; judge no man; aspire to all that is pure and good.
Author: White Eagle

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

William Shakespeare Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear.
Author: William Shakespeare

Erich Fromm Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.
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Fishing jokes What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
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Fishing jokes George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.' 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'
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Fishing jokes Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state!"
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Fishing jokes Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
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