Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Author: Will Rogers

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.
Author: Frank Wilczek

Set thine house in order.
Author: Bible

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes