Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.
Author: John Calhoun

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail
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What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes