Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
Author: Ernest Haskins

I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.
Author: Cato the Elder

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
Author: Henri Poincare

Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
Author: Meg Cabot

Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes