Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

I am just going outside and may be some time.
Author: Captain Lawrence Oates

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Author: Dick Gregory

Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope". "Meet the biggest liar in the state."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes