Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Author: John Russell

Say little, and love much; give all; judge no man; aspire to all that is pure and good.
Author: White Eagle

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes