Best quotes to send by SMS
The Mishnah Say not, when I have leisure I will study; you may not have leisure.
Author: The Mishnah

Trey Parker and Matt Stone Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Ashley Montague Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Author: Ashley Montague

Thomas H. Huxley Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Will Rogers See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Author: Will Rogers

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!
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Fishing jokes Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
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Fishing jokes What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
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Fishing jokes Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
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Fishing jokes What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
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