Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Man is born a predestined idealist, for he is born to act. To act is to affirm the worth of an end, and to persist in affirming the worth of an end is to make and ideal.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Author: Virgil

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.
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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby
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Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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