Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
Author: Heloise

Righteousness exalteth a nation.
Author: Bible

Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.
Author: Robertson Davies

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Author: Matt Groening

Saul and Jonathan were lovely and pleasant in their lives, and in their death they were not divided.
Author: Bible

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes