Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
Author: Madonna

Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.
Author: Katherine Mansfield

Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Author: Alexandre Dumas

Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Author: Cleobulus

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy". Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!" Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............ No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes