Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Author: John Lehman

Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Praise youth and it will prosper.
Author: Irish Proverb

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Author: Niels Bohr

Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.
Author: Bible

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes