Joy is not in things; it is in us.
Author: Richard Wagner

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Author: Sam Levenson

Speak no evil of an absent friend. (Non male loquare absenti amico)
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Speech is the mirror of the mind. (Imago Animi Sermo Est)
Author: Seneca

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Author: Doug Larson

Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light
This is the joke from a category: History jokes