Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter McWilliams Stubbornness is also determination. It's simply a matter of shifting from "won't power" to "will power."
Author: Peter McWilliams

H. L. Mencken I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Margaret Cho Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a 'friendship.'
Author: Margaret Cho

Mike Ditka Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
Author: Mike Ditka

Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Author: Mark Twain

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!
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Horse jokes What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
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Horse jokes What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!
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Horse jokes What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
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Horse jokes What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!
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