Best quotes to send by SMS
Chuang-tzu Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
Author: Chuang-tzu

Betty Friedan Strange new problems are being reported in the growing generations of children whose mothers were always there, driving them around, helping them with their homework - an inability to endure pain or discipline or pursue any self-sustained goal of any sort
Author: Betty Friedan

William Shakespeare Strong reasons make strong actions.
Author: William Shakespeare

Sir Arthur Eddington Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Unknown I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
Author: Unknown

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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Horse jokes How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
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Horse jokes How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes