Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Author: W. C. Fields

Storms make oaks take deeper root.
Author: George Herbert

Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
Author: Mother Teresa

Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Author: Tom Robbins

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you ?"
This is the joke from a category: Heaven and hell jokes

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.' 'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.' 'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor ansvered. 'Im am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.'
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes