I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
Author: Unknown

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Author: Ogden Nash

Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, t
Author: Samuel Johnson

Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Author: Henry James

Surely there comes a time when counting the cost and paying the price aren't things to think about any more. All that matters is value - the ultimate value of what one does.
Author: James Hilton

Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!
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Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
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Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!
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Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
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