I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.
Author: Anwar el-Sadat

Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Author: Richard M. Nixon

Sweet is war to those who know it not.
Author: Pindar

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
Author: Dale Carnegie

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Author: Vince Lombardi

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the circus cafeteria, sits with other workers, and begins complaining about his work. "It's just terrible work, walking behind those huge beasts and first dodging, then shoveling aside the dung they produce. My arms are tired, my shoes and pants are a mess, and I'll have to shower before I return home, because of the stink." His friends at work agree: "Why don't you just quit this miserable job and find something more rewarding to do. You have to have some skills and talents that you can put to use somewhere else." He looks at them, stunned: "You know, you're probably right, but I just can't give up the glamour of show business!"
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes