Best quotes to send by SMS
David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Author: David Letterman

Og Mandino Sound character provides the power with which a person may ride the emergencies of life instead of being overwhelmed by them. Failure is... the highway to success.
Author: Og Mandino

Ralph Waldo Emerson Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thomas Carlyle Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must learn both arts.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Bible Spreading himself like a green bay tree.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
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History jokes What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
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History jokes Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
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History jokes Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
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History jokes What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
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