Best quotes to send by SMS
Betty Friedan Strange new problems are being reported in the growing generations of children whose mothers were always there, driving them around, helping them with their homework - an inability to endure pain or discipline or pursue any self-sustained goal of any sort
Author: Betty Friedan

William Shakespeare Strong reasons make strong actions.
Author: William Shakespeare

Sir Arthur Eddington Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Unknown I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
Author: Unknown

Ogden Nash Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Author: Ogden Nash

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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Horse jokes What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse 
jokes What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes