Best quotes to send by SMS
George Herbert Storms make oaks take deeper root.
Author: George Herbert

Mother Teresa Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
Author: Mother Teresa

H. Jackson Brown Jr. Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Tom Robbins Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Author: Tom Robbins

Terry Pratchett Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
Author: Terry Pratchett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes