Storms make oaks take deeper root.
Author: George Herbert

Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
Author: Mother Teresa

Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Author: Tom Robbins

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
Author: Terry Pratchett

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes