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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
Author: Ted Turner

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Author: Mel Brooks

However long the night, the dawn will break.
Author: African Proverb

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart follows the horse... If one speaks or acts with a pure mind, happiness follows, as a shadow follows its source.
Author: the Dhammapada

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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