Best quotes to send by SMS

Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
Author: W. Edwards Deming
Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.
Author: The Belzer Rabbi
Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.
Author: Bible
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Author: Mother Teresa
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where is the best place to buy computer
software?
Washington C.D
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Who sits on Cinderella's
keyboard?
Buttons.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your
Ant!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes