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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.
Author: Enrico Fermi

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.
Author: Rene Descartes

It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation.
Author: John Gray

I say, thou mad March hare.
Author: John Skelton

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
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