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I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Author: Jules Renard

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of the stars leads through the atom; and important knowledge of the atom has been reached through the stars.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

I began to have an idea of my life, not as the slow shaping of achievement to fit my preconceived purposes, but as the gradual discovery and growth of a purpose which I did not know.
Author: Joanna Field

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
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