Best Cell Phones

I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.
Author: R. Stevens

Im searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
Author: Marvin Minsky

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
Author: Goldie Hawn

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes