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Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George

Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Author: Francis Quarles

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Author: Marcel Proust

It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!
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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!
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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
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What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
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