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It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
Author: Saint Francis Of Assisi

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Author: John Viscount Morley

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Author: e e cummings

How much longer are we going to think it necessary to be ''American'' before (or in contradistinction to) being cultivated, being enlightened, being humane, and having the same intellectual discipline as other civilized countries?
Author: Edith Wharton

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
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