Best Cell Phones

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Author: Jules de Gaultier

In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest to the grateful and appreciating heart.
Author: Henry Clay

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
Author: Peter Ustinov

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
Author: Mogens Jallberg

Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes