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Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
Author: Marquis de Condorcet

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Equal participants doing similar things will generate lots of new ideas.
Author: Tom McMakin

Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short, and forgetting is so long.)
Author: Pablo Neruda

Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
Author: Tom Stoppard

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.
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What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!
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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
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What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
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Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"
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