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If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
Author: Latin Proverb

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
Author: Bertrand Russell

If we could not forget, we would never be free from grief.
Author: Bahya Ibn Paquda

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.
Author: Margaret Cho

If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes