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In the long run, we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving.
Author: Sheldon Kopp

In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is.
Author: Gertrude Stein

In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Author: John Masefield

In time we hate that which we often fear.
Author: William Shakespeare

In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions: know that you are alone in the world.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes