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I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too much it is hard to withdraw and never can it be done so quickly as to hinder the harm of our success.
Author: Saint Francis de Sales

I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one.
Author: Elizabeth Janeway

If you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least.
Author: Herman Melville

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!
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Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
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