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Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
Author: Swedish Proverb

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Author: Unknown

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Author: Unknown

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Author: Voltaire

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
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