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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Author: Margaret Cho

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Author: Samuel Butler

It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most violently excited; violent physical passions do not in themselves differentiate men from each other, but rather tend to reduce them to the same state.
Author: Thomas Elliot

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.
Author: Ray Bradbury

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it.
Author: Upton Sinclair

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
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What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
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How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
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1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
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What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!
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