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Ignorant men don't know what good they hold in their hands until they've flung it away.
Author: Sophocles

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Author: Robert Orben

I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
Author: George Burns

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Author: Lech Walesa

I'm not judging people, I'm judging their actions. It's the same type of distinction that I try to apply to myself, to judge, but not be judgmental.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
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What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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