Best quotes to send by SMS

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Author: Margaret Thatcher
Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
Author: Homer
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
Even the longest day has its end.
Author: Irish Proverb
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
Author: William Ralph Inge
The best jokes to send by SMS

What dog wears a white coat and does science
experiments?
Labs!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get when you cross a collie with a
trumpet?
A Lassie who plays brassie!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What dog wears contact lenses ?
A cock-eyed
spaniel !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What dogs never get lost?
Newfound-lands!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep
their tails on when eating.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes