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Margaret Thatcher Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

Homer Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
Author: Homer

Michel de Montaigne Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Irish Proverb Even the longest day has its end.
Author: Irish Proverb

William Ralph Inge Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
Author: William Ralph Inge

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
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Dog jokes What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!
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Dog jokes What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
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Dog jokes What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!
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Dog jokes Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
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