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Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
Author: Jim Bishop

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
Author: Rex Stout

I am going to concentrate on what's important in life. I'm going to strive everyday to be a kind and generous and loving person. I'm going to keep death right here, so that anytime I even think about getting angry at you or anybody else, I'll see death an
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
Author: William Van Horne

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
Author: Honore de Balzac

Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes